I'd be a Dimir guildmage if that guild existed. But it doesn't.
The knife? I use it for...acupuncture. After all life in Ravnica can be stressful. If I happen to see a senator's secrets—or his purse—weighing him down I'm happy to relieve him of either burden.
Actually you look a little stressed yourself. Anything you'd like to tell me? I can keep a secret.
Brad is Golgari.
Gerry is Izzet.
'What guild am I?' Leave me alone, I'm not done with my research.
*goes back to notebook*