Card Type: Creature
Creature Type: Donkey Shaman
Card Text: Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
Oracle Text: Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Flavor Text: Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
Artist: Jeremy Jarvis
5 in stock