Wheel of Torture
Card Type: Artifact
Card Text: During each of your opponents' upkeeps, Wheel of Torture deals 1 damage to that player for each card fewer than three in his or her hand.
Oracle Text: At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Wheel of Torture deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.
Flavor Text: "I'd like to buy a bowel."
Artist: Henry Van Der Linde