Call now for high-quality Magic: The Gathering Telephone Erotica! Calls last no more than four hours, but you’re bound to feel incredibly embarrassed and guilty and “ring off” within thirty seconds of connection.
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0905 112 1122
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Cut My Deck! Cut It!
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0905 112 1123
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Watch Me Stack My Mana
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0905 112 1124
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I Prefer To Riffle
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0905 112 1125
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I'll Mulligan Down to One If You Want Me
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0905 112 1126
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Look At My Opening Hand!
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0905 112 1127
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Watch Me Slap Something Big On The Table
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0905 112 1128
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Drafting For The First Time
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0905 112 1129
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Premature Booster Opener
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0905 112 1131
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Do You Want To Know What I've Just Picked?
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0905 112 1132
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Slipping In Some Extra Cards
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0905 112 1133
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Listen To Me Pass The Wrong Way!
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0905 112 1134
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I've Been Very Naughty — I've Been Rare Drafting!
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0905 112 1135
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Room For One More?
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0905 112 1136
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I Forgot To Open My Booster And I've Started Drafting — What's My Punishment?
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0905 112 1137
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My Combo Is About To Go Off!
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0905 112 1138
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Look! My Sleeves Are See-Thru!
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0905 112 1139
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I Play Without Deck Protection
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0905 112 1141
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Four Opponents In Four Hours
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0905 112 1142
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My Cards Are All Sticky
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0905 112 1143
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Bye Curious?
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0905 112 1144
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My First Game Loss
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0905 112 1145
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Enter Me (In A Side Event)
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0905 112 1146
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I'm Pumping My Enforcer
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0905 112 1147
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Fetters My Beat-Stick!
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0905 112 1148
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Smash My Signet
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0905 112 1149
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I Suck (At Magic)
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0905 112 1151
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I Will Take Unnecessary Mana Burn
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0905 112 1152
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Bounce My Tokens
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0905 112 1153
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Pulling It Off — Top-Deckers Doing What Comes Naturally
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0905 112 1154
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Hear Me Enjoying A Trade — Live!
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0905 112 1155
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Swing And Finish Me Off
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0905 112 1156
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I Drew An Extra Card (And My Opponent Didn't Notice)
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0905 112 1157
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Watch Me Split My Prizes
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0905 112 1158
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Double-Header
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0905 112 1159
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Fill My Last Slot (Confessions of a T.O)
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0905 112 1161
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Toss ‘Em ‘Ere — Wolfing It Down!
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0905 112 1162
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Hear Me Moan (About The Jitte)
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0905 112 1163
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Girl-On-Girl Action
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0905 112 1164
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Slow Player — I Want It To Last For As Long As Possible
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0905 112 1165
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Hot Hex Action
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0905 112 1166
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Char My Loxodon
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0905 112 1167
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Premature Speculation (I Read Spoilers)
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0905 112 1168
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Do You Want To Go First?
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0905 112 1169
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Lich Me All Over
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0905 112 1171
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Do You Want To Hear About My “Comes Into Play” Effect?
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0905 112 1172
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Playing With Myself
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0905 112 1173
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Listen To Me Practice
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0905 112 1174
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My Bouncing Beebles Are Shiny
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0905 112 1175
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I Pay Extra For Foils
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0905 112 1176
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Remove My Saprolings One-By-One
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0905 112 1177
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Tap My (Sol) Ring
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0905 112 1178
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I've Got A Big Wurm
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0905 112 1179
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Playing Two Side-Events At Once
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