Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Professional Magic Player Say
10. "Of course you can take that back!"
9. "One more for Emperor? I'M IN!"
8. "Check out my trade binder, I just updated it."
7. "I just love the new 7th edition artwork."
6. "No thanks; I don't eat fast food."
5. "Premium unleaded, please."
4. "Naturally, I claim all my winnings with the IRS...."
3. "Do you like my new cologne?"
2. "My mana was fine - I just got outplayed."
And the Number One Thing you will Never Hear a Professional Magic Player Say:
1. "Do these pants make me look fat?"
















