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Welcome, Brothers and Sisters! I see - or rather I don't see - that some of you forgot to set your clocks forward this fine Sunday morning. To those of you who saw fit to bask in the glory of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ together despite missing a few winks of shut-eye, your very own Reverend Steve is here to spread the good news amongst you... for The Ferrett has offered to donate twenty dollars to the Church of Steve if I can bring wisdom to your fevered brows. So read on, brethren, and be saved!
Now I know, I say I know that you have dabbled in magic. Repent, sinners, and rejoice in the light of forgiveness! Turn away from the demonic spirits with which you play and which play with you, turn now to our Heavenly Savior! His light will become thy light, and you will never fade into the darkness that threatens to envelop us all. Rather, you shall walk with the comfort of his rod and his staff, and he shall take you under his wing into the glory of Heaven! And Lo! It is there we will meet our angelic hosts, and walk amongst them as equals, for we all shall be equal after the judgement of our Lord.
Angels We Have Heard On High
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4 Angel of Mercy
2 Platinum Angel
4 Redeem
4 Isochron Scepter
2 Luminous Angel
4 Final Judgement
4 Otherworldly Journey
2 Oyobi, Who Split the Heavens
4 Leonin Abunas
4 Serra Angel
26 Plains
But do not be tempted by false prophets, for they will take on the guise of holiness to lead you astray. This angelic combination of cards is a temptation, but will often prevent you from playing a creature until the fifth turn. Let me show you the truth of the Evil inherent in thy magic, and know that it is the same Evil that tempted Eve to eat that forbidden fruit so long ago.
Eat the Apple
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4 Abyssal Specter
4 Promise of Power
4 Royal Assassin
4 Icy Manipulator
3 Liar's Pendulum
1 Forbidden Orchard
4 Oni Possession
4 Orb of Dreams
4 Larceny
4 Seizan, Perverter of Truth
24 Swamp
Open your eyes to the light our Lord brings! Reject the demons that come to you in thy dreams. Let not worldly vices lure you into sin! Follow the Word that Moses brought down from the mountain; do not lie as the Serpent did, for it is the first step into Hell, and steal not, lest you take the tainted fruit of thy neighbors and bear it upon thy own soul.
Children of God, I have tried to help you into His grace today. Fear not if you tread from the path of the righteous, for sheep will often stray from their flock and the shepherd will bring them back into the herd. Repent for your sins, and Jesus will hear your bleat and guide you into Heaven! Go forth now and do the Lord's work, being aware of the sin you commit by playing with Magic - and don't let the people who forgot to spring ahead see you.
Jeez! I'm going to be late for the GPT! Peace out!
Stephen Davis
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nijaydaeva .at. hotmail.com
Let 'em know the Catholic Church has some panache
(Damn straight - The Ferrett, a Christian)
