I'd had high hopes for the City Championships series... but as would seem obvious, my move online (as recently chronicled) probably hinted at the fact that getting into the city even as often as once a week to play Magic was more or less an impossible dream. For most everyone else, however, the stretch into April marks the home stretch of the City Championships tournaments, and that stretch at the end is where things start to turn vicious... friendly collaborations for mutual success just mean you have one more person to contend with for the Top 8 in the standings, and all the work that has been put into the series so far has to be maintained in order to keep ahead on the leaderboards. I've recently been testing Block Constructed to gain at least some depth of understanding on the format, and have figured out about everything I can about the format just through personal observation... what I am lacking at the moment to really advance that further for myself and for the Magical Hack readers is some numbers to run with.

Block Constructed, however, probably makes up a very small portion of your City Championships tournaments... and we've just had a Standard Grand Prix come through and shake up some of the ideas behind the Standard metagame. While my interest in Standard is ultimately premature, looking forward past Future Sight to the Regional Championships, we have a lot of cards to work with in a Standard format that is already swollen larger than your usual two full blocks plus X Edition. (And with Tenth Edition being officially “X Edition”, I may have to get used to not calling “whatever the base set is nowadays” X Edition.) Getting a firm grasp on what works in the modern Standard will give us something to work with when it comes to Regionals, and getting a solid understanding of one deck now will hopefully come in handy when it comes time to make a decision then. As they say, it's never too early to start working... but then you have to wonder who “they” are, Mennonites that rise with the sun in Amish Country to hitch the horses to the plow, or third-world sweatshop overlords.

Speaking of early... it's never too early to have a little April Fools Day fun, so the rest of this article will be written by none other than the illustrious “Michael J. Flores” himself.

See you next week! Man, what an easy column this week... I can't believe they pay me for this!

Sean McKeown
smckeown @ livejournal.com

I disconnect the act, I disconnect the dots
I disconnect the me in me...
And you're mistaken, it's you that's faking
Living and breathing and dying too...
This message is for anyone who dares to hear a fool...
The Smashing Pumpkins, “An Ode To No One”

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Previously on Magical Hack: Kyoto Karate…

Dear Reader,

It's me, Izzy Tron, the new kid at Dominaria Standard High School! I'm from South America circa 2005, back before it was cool for pop stars from the United States to come adopt our babies, emo was still trendy instead of being “too MySpace,” and for the cost of 5U or 4U, Kamigawa legends proved once and for all that Blue is the color of the best fatties ever printed... and no one thought to do anything about it. I know you didn't expect to see me again, what with Magic Online saying Dralnu was the big bully here at ‘Standard, but life at 'Standard is crazy strange to me, what with the Green creatures falling all over each other to hang out with Silhana Ledgewalker at lunch and - get this – Teferi and Mystical Teachings getting crowned King of Beatdown and Ice Queen - together - at the Homecoming Ball... and everybody loving them like they were Demonic Consultation and Necropotence or something. Eww. I mean, what is with that? In 1996 it was Blinking Spirit that hung out with the Counterspells, if they even bothered while they sent Millstone after you to borrow two cards or something. Where I'm from... Let me just say I can't even imagine paying five mana for two cards or whatever. Does that even make any sense? Three for three or four for five, efficient and big, that's where I'm from... and don't even mention Mystical Teachings, I know what I can get for ten mana and it ain't just two piddling cards.

Anywho, I'm trying to make the best of it. Last week I showed you just how much I don't like those snobs who hang out with Dralnu by showing off my pet Sulfur Elemental, who gets a real laugh out of those silly Island-mages fingering their mana waiting to do stuff during the end of your turn, like that's a real time for casting spells or something. I think I pulled a good one over on them… after all, I did win a Grand Prix, and all they yammer on about is how they almost did well at a tournament in Paris and how many online Premier Events they've won, like making them good at video games is somehow cool. It's like they think that just because they're good at World of Warcraft that I should just bow down and let them walk all over me, like they didn't buy their Level 70 Paladin off one of those Internet sites that have some poor starving Asian kid run your character up to the maximum level in two weeks... so what if I'm still grinding it out at level 38 and can't wait to use the Loot card I got for Christmas to get me a Saltwater Snapjaw mount when I hit 40, you know? Dralnu does get one or two draws that completely lock you down so you can't do anything, counter, counter, counter, Teferi, counter, Teachings, counter, Dralnu... so what if for five seconds in there I thought about ditching the Steam Vents for Watery Graves? Sometimes I go Mine, Tower, Signet, Power Plant, and it's game over for them instead... who cares if the cheerleaders think he's hot when he's sucking hot Demonfire to the grill?

I've already proven myself at least a little, I'd like to think, but you don't get your nerd cred just because you can pronounce Kyoto without sounding like a gaijin idiot or some kind of demented redneck. The kids in the local chess club here had heard a few things about me and wanted to see if I lived up to the hype they'd heard through Mathletes, that old story about my father Cloete and the rest of the Werner clan and how through a complex series of unlikely events brought us out of South Africa and into the limelight, changing my name from the nearly-unpronounceable “hattorihanzo” to good old “Izzy.” It's a fun story, kind of like Heart of Darkness but with less slavery, and I've been hanging with the stoner crowd trying some “experimental biochemistry” which has really got me expanding my mind and trying out new things, and learning to tell way more wicked stories nowadays... like the one about Kyle Sanchez that was flinging all over Kyoto. The chess kids are kind of cool, they play Texas Hold 'Em as a math game and I'd never tried that before, but we got in trouble yesterday when Principal M. M. Young caught us in the Science Research room, we almost got suspended because he didn't believe us when we said the poker chips didn't represent money.

Having made new friends and tried to radically change my appearance, so I can be different (just like everybody else), here's what I've got:

Izzet Torchling? Featured by Maybe Mike Flores on 2007-04-01 (Standard) As written about in http://www.starcitygames.com/php/news/article/13938.html Print this deck!
Maindeck: Artifacts 4 Izzet Signet 2 Prismatic Lens Creatures 3 Detritivore 4 Torchling	Instants 4 Mana Leak 4 Remand 4 Repeal 1 Spell Burst Sorceries 4 Compulsive Research 2 Demonfire 2 Tidings 3 Wildfire Basic Lands 2 Island 1 Mountain Lands 4 Shivan Reef 4 Steam Vents 4 Urza's Mine 4 Urza's Power Plant 4 Urza's Tower	Sideboard: 2 Muse Vessel 2 Aeon Chronicler 1 Detritivore 4 Sulfur Elemental 1 Spell Burst 4 Pyroclasm 1 Urza's Factory
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Dralnu

Dralnu comes to us as a latecomer to the Dimir guild, who would remind you that your time is your own, your opponent's time is your own, and with Teferi in play there's a lot more time that's your own than your opponent's time that's your own. Tonight he is presented by way of Frank Karsten, that cheeky head-designer whose name presents lesser designers by the dozen at any given week. This build by Islands gives us a little more Sorcery-speed action going on, and a powerful end-game thanks to Spell Burst where it's not usually present.

Round 1
On the play, Izzy wastes no time circling the ring with Dralnu, and immediately makes the first move: Tower and Power Plant into Signet, Mine into Detritivore suspended for three. That Dralnu started off with the near-trademarked Watery Grave into Dreadship Reef at that point doesn't bode well, and you might even go so far as to say it's over immediately. The third land is a basic Island, but the fourth is a Desert that might as well sit in hand, and it's not like Izzy does absolutely nothing in the meantime, picking a fight with Compulsive Research and losing it, setting up its quirky Prismatic Lens, and when it's down to just Island for Dralnu in comes the 2/2 Vore, eating a Shivan Reef, and alongside it we're joined with that Morphling look-alike, Torchling. There is nothing whatsoever Dralnu can do to this kind of a drubbing.
Round 1 to Izzy

Round 2
Dralnu shakes off a rough first round and opens up the second game. Again we've got Watery Grave and Dreadship Reef, while Izzy leads with Steam Vents and a Power Plant then tries for a Signet, which meets Spell Snare. Izzy leaves him a wide berth without his Mine or Tower to be found, but the lands do seem to be flowing and the turn 4 Lens doesn't rate the Snare this time. Dralnu sets up with Teachings, which gets Remanded, but it's just a matter of time as he does his thing... Teachings for Rewind then for Teferi, Teferi with enough mana back to pay for Mana Leak at the end of Izzy's turn, then the master of space and time himself Mr. Nakamura closes three points at a time while the next Teachings is for Spell Burst and the concession. Without the ‘Tron that punchy Demonfire isn't going to be quite the haymaker it was intended to be.

“You're good, kid, but you've got some issues of your own to settle out. You can't hang with the cool kids if you just aren't cool, and Math Olympiads, well, just isn't cool.”
Round 2 to Dralnu

Round 3
The boys go at it right from the start here, both throwing early punches the best as they seem able... Izzy's leading with Steam Vents and Mine, and Dralnu takes two for an untapped Watery Grave, but Izzy's Signet lands just fine despite any bluffing to the contrary. Another Signet lands with the Power Plant, and Izzy's off to a strong start. Dralnu thinks a few extra times to try and catch up, but he's getting nowhere fast; Izzy leads with Compulsive Research and Dralnu's got the Remand, but Izzy's got a Leak of his own and completes the trifecta of Tron on turn 4. From there it's all done but the crying, as a two-point Detritivore pushes the advantage and Izzy has the Remand for Teferi, who sticks main-phase the next turn... but that's never a good sign for him. Repeal scoops him up and gets him out of the way while Detritivore picked off the third Blue source, all the while drawing an extra card here and an extra card there. Dralnu doesn't try to replace Teferi, mostly because two basic Islands can't do it by themselves, and Vore picks off an irrelevant Desert on his way to meet Rewind. Remand returns the Vore to hand where he'll likely be a future nuisance, and an incoming Torchling seems laughable but still finishes in four.

Izzy eats a Persecute on Red, taking Wildfire and Vore but leaving a clear opening for the remaining Tidings, and ‘Ling clocks for five. Dralnu follows up with Damnation, but this leaves Izzy a clear window to reduce him to zero permanents in play with Wildfire, keeping the Tron plus two Signets.

“I was never in this one. It looked solid when I landed Teferi and scored a technical knockout as far as I'm concerned, but these janky cards that aren't supposed to matter played cleanup and took me out. From there it was only a matter of time before he overpowered me, he's slow to build sometimes but bad things happen if he gets pissed off. When that Detritivore showed up he just kept punching me in the face, knocking me flat on the ass before he even hit the board. I had nothing left, and he just abused me for it.”
Round 3 to Izzy

Round 4
Dralnu starts off with a firm defensive play, popping a Signet on Izzy's turn 2 with Spell Snare. Think Twice, flashback, Teachings for Rewind, Izzy's stuck on two mana and can't realistically do much about it. Izzy gets to three and doesn't bother with Research, as he already knows Dralnu's got at least one Rewind, and Dralnu's got the six-versus-three mana advantage and is charging things up with Dreadship Reef. Vore looks on from the sidelines as the Reef charges, and Izzy gets to four and tries a Prismatic Lens, meeting another Snare (and the only relevant card it can hit anyway). Dralnu flashes Teachings back for Teferi while Izzy holds back for counters, and the game goes long but Izzy was never in it. Draining Whelk on the eventual Research seals the deal with a firm one-two punch about the head and shoulders.
Round 4 to Dralnu

Round 5
Izzy leads off again with Tower, Mine, Signet, and Dralnu's pants are down with no Spell Snare coming from his Underground River. Worse yet, Izzy gets ballsy and tries for Compulsive Research before playing a land, tempting a Remand that isn't there, drawing and completing the Trifecta on turn 3 with Power Plant into Lens. Dralnu can't keep up with the welterweight's speed, floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee, playing a third land and hoping he's still in this one. Izzy plays himself a Steam Vents untapped, first blood is drawn in this beating of a match, and Izzy goes for Tidings and has Mana Leak for the incoming... nothing. Dralnu plays land four and goes for the Hail Mary Persecute, meeting that Leak, and Izzy follows up by playing another Tower and using his thirteen-to-one mana advantage to play another Signet and chain together Wildfire and Torchling on the same turn. The Morphling impersonator finishes in four.

“Man you're slow. I can't believe I was ever afraid of you.”
Round 5 to Izzy

Round 6
Izzy starts off solid on the off-foot with a tapped Steam Vents and Power Plant, holding up Remand for the end-of-his-turn Think Twice. Izzy successfully cycles for land, leading with Shivan Reef into Signet for the next turn, offering Dralnu the play of Remand or Spell Snare into an undisputed Persecute. The Signet eats Spell Snare but Persecute is nowhere to be found, and a second Signet when Izzy has four lands is left uncontested. Izzy plays another Steam Vents untapped and sets aside Vore for two, which lets Teferi in to play. Teferi starts the closing action but a Dimir Aqueduct is a clear casualty, and Dralnu plays basic Mountain and sets a second Vore aside, this time for three. Teferi comes in again a second time, and the first Vore is removed from the game as Underground River and Desert bite the dust, leaving Izzy a clear window to Repeal Mr. Nakamura back to five years in the future with his warnings for Peter Petrelli left ungiven. Vore eats a second Desert and Izzy draws with Compulsive Research, playing an extra Tron piece that feeds the Vore coming in next turn. Vore meets Remand on his way in, but Remand meets Remand as well and Vore starts to make up for Dralnu's early lead. Dralnu tries for Damnation and it settles, but Izzy's prepared and closes with hellbent Demonfire.
Round 6 to Izzy

Round 7
Izzy takes a double-mulligan, but has a land-heavy draw with nothing but Remands and a lone Compulsive Research to work with on the play over the first four turns, leaving the Research safely in hand where it might do some good later. Dralnu stumbles on mana at four, without Dreadship Reef, and despite a chain of Teachings for Think Twice and thinking... twice... Dralnu can't get above enough mana to counter more than once a turn. On five, Izzy leads with Research and Remands the Research in response to Rewind; the following turn it's a Signet and nothing else, while Dralnu Teachings for another Rewind. Izzy tries again with his Research, Remands the Rewind this time and completes the Tron, leaving just Wildfire and Repeal in hand. Repeal returns the Signet at end of turn just to draw a card, and the Signet comes back in unhindered, while Wildfire finds Rewind. Izzy gets to try and follow through with Tidings the next turn, and it sticks, which is the beginning of the end for the frustrated Dralnu who still can't find land five and is seeing a Vore suspended with three counters on the other side of the table. Land five comes finally and Teferi comes into play while Izzy is still tapped out, but he's back to four in Izzy's upkeep and a Repeal does something useful despite the improbable odds once again. Dralnu gets to five again and plays Teferi, again, which is met with Mana Leak and he's back down to four. Torchling comes in and demands a response, and meets Damnation again, but the Vore picks off another land and Izzy is able to finish from there after two swings via Demonfire.
Round 7 to Izzy

Round 8
Dralnu takes his first mulligan, but starts strong with a pair of basic Islands while Izzy plays Shivan Reef and Power Plant. Izzy doesn't have the Signet for turn two but plays Compulsive Research on turn three, which Dralnu lets in after thinking twice about it. Izzy discards a second Reef and Dralnu picks off Compulsive Research with Extirpate, seeing a hand of five Blue cards, Torchling and Wildfire. Dralnu bans Compulsive Research from the game and finishes the one-two punch with Persecute on Blue, nailing what would have been a second Research, Tidings, Remand and Repeal. From there the rest is academic, if not particularly quick; Teferi hits play, Torchling falls by the wayside in sudden-death overtime, and Mystical Teachings plucks the one-two pair of Skeletal Vampire and Spell Burst while Izzy can't even complete the Tron to try and break past the mana advantage, never mind the already-ridiculous card advantage.

“You're not as tough as you think you are, punk,” Dralnu drawls. “Without your quick burst of overpowering speed, you're a lightweight.”
Round 8 to Dralnu

Round 9
Izzy starts off strong again with Island, Tower, Prismatic Lens unmolested, and leads with Power Plant and Izzet Signet for turn 3... which meets Remand, but just gets replayed. Dralnu has two basic Islands and a Watery Grave, but Izzy plays an untapped Steam Vents and sets aside Detritivore for two to push the mana advantage even further. Dralnu goes for Persecute off an Underground River and nails Blue, picking off Compulsive Research but not Wildfire or Torchling; Izzy picks off Watery Grave then plays a spare Tower and plays Wildfire, leaving himself an Island, Lens and Signet versus an empty board. Dralnu's next land is nonbasic so he holds it in hand, with the second Detritivore counter effectively being Time Walk instead, and holding the damage to a mere swing for two. Izzy adds another Signet to the board and just needs another land before Torchling becomes active, laughable as he may sound to less free-thinking individuals. Dralnu plays its Watery Grave finally and Torchling hits the board, leaving Vore and Torchling to mop up a very bloody ring.
Round 9 to Izzy

Round 10
Dralnu starts on the play again, and has one of its better scripted openings... Watery Grave into Dreadship Reef, while Izzy leads off with Steam Vents into Shivan Reef plus Prismatic Lens. Dralnu begins charging the Reef, while Izzy plays a Mountain and Izzet Signet off Mountain plus Lens. Dralnu charges the Reef again while Izzy untaps and suspends Detritivore for one, to which Dralnu responds with a turn 4 Teferi at end of turn. Dralnu loses the Grave but still has four mana, so when Compulsive Research is met with Rewind, Dralnu still has the ability to play Mystical Teachings at end of turn for another. Teferi begins the inexorable slow crawl to twenty, and Rewind counters Repeal on Teferi tapping out for Izzy, then follows up with a flashback of Mystical Teachings for Spell Burst and its seventh land. Down to just two cards in hand, both of which counter spells when Teferi isn't in play, Teferi scores from twenty in seven turns thanks to Spell Burst lockdown.

“It's better than going out with a whimper,” Dralnu remarked, “but I still went out with just four points to Izzy's six.”
Round 10 to Dralnu

Analysis

Point: Dralnu du Louvre Control's failing in this matchup is the result of two individual shortcomings: 1) an inability to keep up with Izzetron's acceleration, even when they don't draw the full Tron early in the game, letting Izzetron run rampant over their expensive countermagic like Rewind with a fair bit of regularity, and 2) the paucity of its own card-drawing engine in comparison to the explosiveness of Izzetron's when spells like Tidings and Compulsive Research resolve. The former is easy to understand, as that is why the Urzatron see competitive play even in larger formats like Extended; the second point, though, shows where Izzetron takes risks and how they pay off. Tron takes risks of its mana being absolutely worthless until it draws enough colored mana to cast its spells, or not being able to play even a single card if they haven't drawn up to five or six mana yet... and for the most part Dralnu is unable to punish Tron for its early-game vulnerability (at least before sideboarding) until after Tron has managed to draw out of its problem, and Dralnu is unable to stop the grinding positional advantage of a suspended Detritivore pushing that advantage even further... and might just find itself unable to keep with the steady flow of cards that Izzetron generates over very quick bursts once it gets rolling. Once Izzetron gets the advantage, it pushes the advantage, while the best Dralnu is really doing when it has the advantage is playing an ultimately fair game of mana and card to answer mana and card.

Counterpoint: Izzetron isn't completely out of the blue, however; early-game Spell Snares on Signets can be crippling, and even the risk of a Spell Snare can leave Izzetron with a Signet in hand and three mana on the board lest it walk into a big Persecute. Its means of getting the early-game mana is vulnerable, and its ability to defend itself as the game ultimately goes long is very limited. So long as Izzetron isn't able to really push the mana advantage with the Tron early in the game or a suspended Detritivore to pick off Dralnu's heavily non-basic manabase, it will find itself buried under a small avalanche of incremental card advantage just like everybody else.

Point: Often Izzetron couldn't find a threat to push its early lead, or keep a threat in play against Damnation and Mystical Teachings. Its threats are just as vulnerable to counters as everyone else's... it just happens to be that Detritivore can push an advantage without Dralnu having a real chance to respond, and the trade-off to using Torchling to shore up Detritivore's occasional uselessness against aggressive matchups showed a little where the quick Sulfur Elementals would have allowed Izzetron to play an early “Monkey May I?” strategy, clocking for three a turn and preventing anything truly useful from resolving with its limited countermagic. Izzetron as seen here is relying on big splashy things and its mana advantage to win the game, when it could instead be playing a more tempo-oriented game that will advance its overall strategy against counter-control decks without relying on drawing the Urzatron early and often.

Counterpoint: While it may have to rely on drawing the Tron early and often, it is at least well set-up to try and do that, with the cantrip portion of Remand and Repeal working alongside Compulsive Research to see a lot of cards quickly and keep the flow of cards steadily going. Even against Dralnu the Repeals were reasonable, being cycled on a Signet to draw a card or even picking off Teferi after a response to Detritivore once or twice. Early card-flow leads to early Tron, and even the sacrifices made to give the Tron deck a better start against aggro didn't really cost it in this matchup, as Torchling closes from twenty in four swings just like Morphling did, and costs quite a bit less than the traditional Bogardan Hellkites (and thus slip under counters or alongside Wildfire better).

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

IZZETRON, a Tron deck, untraditional in appearance
ANGEL OF DESPAIR, a flying Vindicate, both popular and reviled
TSUBASA TOMII, of the Orient and a trainer of Angels

CURTAIN

Tsubasa - Here is my deck list:

U/W/B Control Featured by Tsubasa Tomii on 2007-04-01 (Standard) As written about in http://www.starcitygames.com/php/news/article/13938.html Print this deck!
Maindeck: Artifacts 4 Azorius Signet 2 Dimir Signet 1 Phyrexian Totem Creatures 3 Angel of Despair 2 Body Double 4 Court Hussar Instants 4 Remand Legendary Creatures 2 Akroma, Angel of Wrath	Sorceries 3 Castigate 4 Compulsive Research 2 Persecute 2 Tidings 4 Wrath of God Basic Lands 1 Island 2 Plains 1 Swamp Lands 2 Ghost Quarter 2 Godless Shrine 4 Hallowed Fountain 3 Orzhov Basilica 3 Underground River 1 Urza's Factory 1 Watery Grave Legendary Lands 2 Flagstones of Trokair 1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth	Sideboard: 3 Shadowmage Infiltrator 1 Vesuvan Shapeshifter 3 Circle of Protection: Red 4 Faith's Fetters 3 Mortify 1 Castigate
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Fight! (EXITS STAGE LEFT)

ACT ONE

ANGEL – I see you have the Urzatron, milord, but I am no craven – if subtle – Lich Lord. This is a Castigate, and I pray tell it shall stop thee merrily.

IZZETRON – I must correct you, sir; it has not stopped me, merely slowed me. I need not this Research to defeat you, and my Repeal shall slow thee equally in turn. Tidings have been cast. Battle is joined!

ANGEL– You have vexed me here! Begone, all Blue cards, for I hate you so!

IZZETRON – I need them not, I say. Meet my Detritivore. It is a Lhurgoyf of quite questionable breeding, and it is I fear a tax collector come for your estates.

ANGEL – I need them not as well, kind sir. Have at thee, so spaketh Akroma!

IZZETRON – God's wounds! Zounds! You are attacking me with an Angel of an altogether different stripe! Cease, I say, cease! Return to there from whence you have come, unkind wench, and may your Basilica be burned unto the ground. A plague upon both your houses!

ANGEL – That Lhurgoyf, what is it that you are feeding him that makes him so unruly?

IZZETRON – You, sirrah, you. One piece at a time. It is best to portion it out slowly, lest it grow lazy.

ANGEL – You only have one card left. Is it... blue?

IZZETRON – It is not. It is Wildfire, and a portent of your swiftly approaching doom. Your Flagstones, I think you do not need them... and the rest, I fear, shall have to go as well to feed my little pet.

ANGEL – Well, it seems I have gotten you to twelve.

IZZETRON – And it seems you have no lands to speak of. A shame, for my Detritivore is yet hungry. Urza's Tower shall have to sate its appetite on the morrow, but after that I fear you shall not live long.

ANGEL – I shall live to fight again another day, my dearest enemy. You may take much, but you cannot take my spirit.

IZZETRON – Alas, but the demons can. It would appear that you have not one life point left.

ANGEL – And I am on fire, besides.

IZZETRON – For shame. Victory is mine, sirrah.

ACT TWO

ANGEL - A moment, sirrah, before we duel. I must remove myself to Paris.

IZZETRON - Be quick, sir, for you begin this round.

ANGEL - This seems a much fairer contest. Return that to your hand, you need it not.

IZZETRON - It appears you are right, this Signet, I need it not. Next turn, perhaps.

ANGEL - And perhaps not. While at first I thought this a dismal contest, Fortune has been kind to me.

IZZETRON - It is a good thing then that I am not attached to these overly much. It seems they have some difficulty in reaching where I seek to place them.

ANGEL - Blue cards, I suspect, would be most unkind to allow you to keep. So I pray thee, do not.

IZZETRON - I shall not. However here is my Detritivore, again, come to gnaw upon your ankles in three turns' time.

ANGEL - Let me research further into the care and feeding of Detritivores, and we shall see upon whom it shall feed.

IZZETRON - I say, was that your Angel placed so delicately into the graveyard? Here is my Torchling, please do not be as unkind to it.

ANGEL - I shall not. But I say thee, this is Akroma.

IZZETRON - It does not look like her, kind sir.

ANGEL - But it shall in but a moment.

IZZETRON - I fear ‘but a moment' is all I may have left, kind sir. Might I research?

ANGEL - You may, though it shan't help you.

IZZETRON - As you like it. I defer to your Angel, victory is yours.

ACT THREE

IZZETRON - Normally, it is said, yonder Basilica is a lovely place to abide this time of year.

ANGEL - Truly so, but in the present context, this luxurious abode doth slow me more than strengthen my reach. Allow me but a moment to discard this Akroma and we shall speak presently of it again.

IZZETRON - Let us speak of it no more. My Mine, Power Plant and Tower have been most productive this season, and put much work into the breeding of Detritivores.

ANGEL - But a moment, sir, as I play this Signet and a humble Island.

IZZETRON - They frighten me not, now begone with yonder Basilica! Truly sir, you need it not at all. Have at thee, my faithful pet!

ANGEL - Perhaps not, at that. And yet these humble Flagstones shall needs must suffice, and my loyal Hussar shall block your Detritivore on the morrow.

IZZETRON - Perhaps he shall. But as you are distracted, I shall draw.

ANGEL - I care not at all for the position you are placing me in, sirrah.

IZZETRON - You have an Island, do you not? That is more than Dralnu could say of things.

ANGEL - No more, sir, you have played Wildfire. I shall find a Fountain, however, and make do as best I can.

IZZETRON - And I wish you luck with that. Here is my Detritivore.

ANGEL - And yet somehow it is not quite here yet. What is the tale I've heard, that death is like a boat? No, no, no... Death is not. Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.

IZZETRON - I fear you are stalling, sirrah. I've frequently not been on boats.

ANGEL - No, no… what you've been is not on boats.

IZZETRON - Death comes anyway, I fear.

ANGEL - Might you kill instead my Body Double?

IZZETRON - Should you cast it, I may. But I fear that you cannot.

ANGEL - And much thanks to you for that. Victory is yours, I suppose.

ACT FOUR

ANGEL - Behold, a splendid fountain!

IZZETRON - Behold, an island made of a mountain!

ANGEL - Pray tell, do you like my Signet?

IZZETRON - As much as I like mine.

ANGEL - And these cards in your hand, is there any of which you are particularly fond?

IZZETRON - This Research, though I suspect you knew that, as our love for it is shared.

ANGEL - I shall have it, you shall not. ‘Tis fair.

IZZETRON - I wonder what your basis for comparison is.

ANGEL - Might I remind you of the conclusion of our last duel?

IZZETRON - You might. And might I remind you, it is your turn?

ANGEL - It is, indeed, but I have yet to declare what it is that I shall have to live without. A moment's time, if you might.

IZZETRON - I may. For but a moment.

ANGEL - There. This river, it shall have to run through somewhere else.

IZZETRON - And your Signet, it shall have to return another day. I believe you need one fewer card than you had first thought?

ANGEL - Indeed. My Totem shall have to wait for another day.

IZZETRON - Well and good. Might I bother you with my dear Torchling here?

ANGEL - What does that do?

IZZETRON - Many things, and yet nothing, I fear.

ANGEL - You may have it then. My Hussar and he shall have words, I suspect.

IZZETRON - Only if you will it sir. I am attacking you.

ANGEL - Indeed you are. My Hussar and he shall tussle another time, I fear.

IZZETRON - I shall need a quarter of your life then, dear friend.

ANGEL - I need it not, as I need so very few things, I find. Like this servant of mine, who shall save me another portion on the morrow.

IZZETRON - Might I be bothered to draw four new cards?

ANGEL - I would rather you not.

IZZETRON - Alas, but that is not the question as I have asked it.

ANGEL - Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow... but not today.

IZZETRON - As you will. What's that you've got there?

ANGEL - Three new cards.

IZZETRON - Hypocrite!

ANGEL - I say thee no. I promised naught but that your four cards could be made use of on the morrow. I am a fair man.

IZZETRON - Perhaps. I shall draw my four, now, if you are quite done.

ANGEL - I am not. My God would like to have a word with you.

IZZETRON - So he shall, at that. Fortunately, I have friends as well... or shall in but a moment when I have drawn anew.

ANGEL - So you shall. What next, pray tell?

IZZETRON - I shall complete the trifecta, and perchance borrow another three.

ANGEL - Ouch! And all I have to offer the future is my servant here, the Hussar. It seems he has smiled upon me, however, and I have learned from my poor fortune... Red cards, you need them not.

IZZETRON - Indeed, it would seem I do not. Poor luck, for me, that I had so many.

ANGEL - Poor luck indeed. Here is my Angel, I doubt you need that Tower as much as you have claimed.

IZZETRON - I shall have to learn to live without. The tables have turned, sirrah.

ANGEL - It is my turn, then, to draw four cards.

IZZETRON - Another day, as you have said... another day.

ANGEL - ‘Tis fair, I guess, the situation as it is. Your life points, I shall need them. It is your turn to be outdrawn and quartered.

IZZETRON - I like this not at all, but my Steam Vents, it cannot stop it.

ANGEL - And so it shall not. Victory is mine.

IZZETRON - Indeed.

ACT FIVE

IZZETRON - I warn thee, I have a Tower.

ANGEL - And I a shrine, absent its lord. Your point, sirrah?

IZZETRON - I have a Mine as well, and a lens of such quality that it fractures light... and mana... into the most beautiful colors.

ANGEL - My Signet, I fear, is less appealing, brown and blue and quite ugly. But it shall serve.

IZZETRON - And here is my Power Plant, and a Signet as well besides. This Detritivore, he feels you need not the lands you possess.

ANGEL - As he so often does. Prithee, how do you draw him so often?

IZZETRON - I play quite a few, I assure you.

ANGEL - Fortunately for me then I have drawn these flagstones and played them so early, and this lowly Island shall sit nicely besides it.

IZZETRON - Your Shrine, however, you shall have to do without.

ANGEL - ‘Tis unfortunate, but I had suspected you might say so.

IZZETRON - Might I bother you with my friend the Torchling here?

ANGEL - You may, though I do not like it. In fact, let us be honest, I can promise only that it shall face God's wrath.

IZZETRON - Perhaps, and perhaps not.

ANGEL - Here it is, sir, as I have promised.

IZZETRON - Is that a Ghost Quarter?

ANGEL - Indeed.

IZZETRON - Than I shall have to make what good of this as I can now.

ANGEL - I fear you shall make little good of it indeed, as it decrees that your Tower, you need it not.

IZZETRON - My pet shall avenge me, however, you have increased his size dramatically. I shall learn to suffice with but this lowly Island.

ANGEL - His size matters little to me, I shall borrow your Torchling if you do not mind.

IZZETRON - ‘Tis true, he looks just like him. Twins, perhaps?

ANGEL - Perhaps... and perhaps he is but everybody's twin.

IZZETRON - I find I have drawn more than a few of these artifacts, and little to contain your duplicate of my boon companion there.

ANGEL - Worse luck, this is my Angel, and she loves you not.

IZZETRON - Poor chance, for this had begun so well.

ANGEL - And ended well, methinks.

ACT SIX

ANGEL - Pay no attention to this land, it shall be a basilica shortly.

IZZETRON - Pay no attention to this Tower... I like it not when you do.

ANGEL - A Signet shall go nicely with that I have put together so far.

IZZETRON - As I thought last turn. Might I trouble you again with that same opinion?

ANGEL - Another time, perhaps. I make no promises, but you may ask me on the morrow.

IZZETRON - I shall. What's that you've got there?

ANGEL - Three cards. Do you like them?

IZZETRON - Indeed I do, I think I shall join you in that endeavor. As Fortune would have it, I have completed the trifecta once again.

ANGEL - Those cards, you need them not... give me but a moment to decide, Red or Blue.

IZZETRON - Decide upon the morrow, do not trouble me today.

ANGEL - As you like it.

IZZETRON - I do. And this Detritivore, do you like it?

ANGEL - I do not. But I have decided... red cards, you need them not.

IZZETRON - A Demonfire is lost, dear sir, but good tidings remain to me yet.

ANGEL - I dare say I do not like where this is going.

IZZETRON - I dare say I do. That home of yours of which you were so proud, if you would be so kind as to dispose of it.

ANGEL - Fortune smiles... that tower, it is your turn to dispose of it.

IZZETRON - Four cards say that I shall but replace it and move merrily upon my way. My pet grows hungry... is that the tomb where Yawgmoth lies? Begone with it.

ANGEL - If you insist, I am but your humble servant.

IZZETRON - Remember that and you shall go far in life. My pet, it is time.

ANGEL - Outdrawn and quartered yet again... that is a fine beast.

IZZETRON - ‘Tis true. It seems it has won me another game.

ACT SEVEN

IZZETRON - Steam Vents, a fine opening.

ANGEL - I agree, and match it in kind.

IZZETRON - A tower and the Prism again, quite sparkly.

ANGEL - ‘Tis a shame that you have gone first, for thus it is I who is the copycat.

IZZETRON - A Signet, I say, and Research again. Can you match it?

ANGEL - I cannot... but the Research I can, and shall.

IZZETRON - This Wildfire shall place us on less equal footing.

ANGEL - I like it not.

IZZETRON - I did not ask you. This, however, is a Signet... and on the morrow you shall meet my pet again.

ANGEL - The Detritivore? That foul-smelling, most unruly fiend?

IZZETRON - Or perhaps not. In this case, it is the Torchling.

ANGEL - He does not seem so bad as he could be.

IZZETRON - Outdrawn and quartered, however, cares little what avenue is taken. He shall suffice.

ANGEL - ... And so he did. Poor luck for me. To you, victory.

ACT EIGHT

ANGEL - I shall have to avenge myself, you know.

IZZETRON - That Factory is unlikely to help in that regards.

ANGEL - ‘Tis but a placeholder for my Basilica, a fine estate.

IZZETRON - Not as fine as this Power Plant and Mine, and ‘tis a Signet to pair them with.

ANGEL - Your fortune cannot be so extravagant. My Hussar shall bring me good news, I hope.

IZZETRON - ‘Tis not, but in truth ‘twas fun to scare you. A Mountain and another Signet shall have to suffice, and my Research shows that three in hand is better than one in the bush.

ANGEL - You cad! Let me see what you have got there! Detritivore again? I say thee NAY!

IZZETRON - Forsooth, I had thought he might be quite fun.

ANGEL - God's ears, your idea of fun is quite different than mine. I shall match you in your research, however, and see what we might learn.

IZZETRON - That is an Angel you have placed aside, is it not? I have seen that this bodes ill for me.

ANGEL - It does. This fellow here shall look exactly like her in but a moment.

IZZETRON - I fear you cannot afford his price, however. One cannot cheat the taxman.

ANGEL - Nay, but he may bother me about it again tomorrow. We shall return.

IZZETRON - Perhaps you may cheat him after all. I like this not, and feel we should start again from a more level playing-field. I have come for your estates, and your servant's life as well.

ANGEL - ‘Tis fair. But afore long, we shall return. Already I have recouped my losses, to rebuild my empire again from but these simple flagstones! And here, my estate reclaimed as well!

IZZETRON - And here is my pet again, who shall return in but a moment's time to take your lands, your money and your life.

ANGEL - I say, this mode of combat is quite unmanly of you.

IZZETRON - And yet it suits me. Four life, if you might be so kind. And already I have rebuilt both my Mine and my Tower.

ANGEL - And I have rebuilt as well. My servant has returned.

IZZETRON - As has my Torchling, perhaps you remember him.

ANGEL - I do. Kill them all and let God sort them out, I say.

IZZETRON - Sort this.

ANGEL - Hell's bells!

IZZETRON - Indeed. And Hellbent besides... I would hate to ask you for an opinion which I had not yet already provided. Shall we again?

ANGEL - We shall not. I grow tired of this.

IZZETRON - But a little while, dear friend, and we shall retire anon.

ACT NINE

IZZETRON - I fear I have lost track, I can think of nothing witty to say.

ANGEL - ‘My Tower', you have said before. And so I match it as well, though I do not profess an interest in it.

IZZETRON - And a Mountain, what luck. Fortune favors me with a lens of prism, as well.

ANGEL - Fortune favors me less than you, I fear. My estate shall force me to lose some portion of all that I have earned.

IZZETRON - Akroma? Do you love her not?

ANGEL - Perhaps too well, I fear. I may yet love her again on the morrow, I reckon, and doubt that two shall get me anywhere but in trouble, for she and her twin would squabble until there could be no peace left me.

IZZETRON - Perhaps I have been too cocky, myself. I have nothing.

ANGEL - And I ask nothing, save to rebuild and breathe a spot.

IZZETRON - I assure you, I am but feigning weakness.

ANGEL - We shall see. Red, or Blue, I wonder?

IZZETRON - Blue, I assure you. Like this spell here. Hate me not, we may yet make peace, coz.

ANGEL - We may indeed. Her twin sister, as I promised.

IZZETRON - But that is a man!

ANGEL - He shall be unsexed in but a moment. Have you any clever words to say, before my darling Kate arrives?

IZZETRON - No words, I fear, save a plea for mercy.

ANGEL - She is an angel of Wrath, I fear, not an angel of Mercy. Those are quite smaller.

IZZETRON - And she is by no means small.

ANGEL - Victory is mine, I presume?

IZZETRON - It is, though ‘twas luck and not skill that brought you it.

ANGEL - And yet it is mine the same, and ‘tis you who are proving poor sport.

ACT TEN

ANGEL - You could scarcely have played a more perfect opening game.

IZZETRON - Agreed. You did little to offend me, but industry proved once again that hard work does not go unrewarded.

ANGEL - It is not as if I did nothing...

IZZETRON - ... merely not enough, in the face of my pet, to save you. Poor chance. You have been a worthy opponent.

ANGEL - And you, more worthy yet, as we have trod these boards again and again.

IZZETRON - Yes, more worthy, but I need not gloat. You have done it for me.

CURTAIN

Matchup 3: Mono-Green Aggro

I elected to go with Benjamin Peebles-Mundy's version of Mono-Green Aggro, one of the better versions to be circulating of the Magic Online one-time phenomenon beatdown deck. I'm not entirely sure about the four Timbermares, I'd somehow thought Groundbreaker might be better, but then it's probably just because it's better against me at six for three than five for four is.

Game 1
Game 1 goes long because Tron doesn't complete the Tron for a long time, and can't find anything more than Detritivore to finish the game with. (Awkward.) The particulars of this game are long and complicated, and involve early Remands into early Repeals negating Moldervine Cloak at least short-term, into Wildfire two separate times to control the unruly masses and protect Tron's life total. Torchling shows up and has to race Silhana Ledgewalker, and is one turn behind in the race (20-4, not 20-5) so Tron has to somehow draw a Demonfire in there while also protecting against a dredged Cloak or just Might of Old Krosa. It does, barely... it went further behind in the race after all when a Llanowar Elf showed up to play blocker duty, buying the Green deck another turn, but Compulsive Research completes the Tron finally and draws Demonfire, how lucky.
1-0.

Game 2
Tron stalls for a bit on colored mana, with two Tron pieces and a Signet casting Remand and Repeal, then completing the Tron and using Prismatic Lens for its second colored mana. Tron gets Torchling online but can't really dominate thanks to colored mana issues, and MGA uses the window of opportunity to play Timbermare + Might of Old Krosa for the win.
1-1.

Game 3
Tron is on the play again, and has two pieces plus a Steam Vents and Signet to work with, and its choice between Mana Leak and Remand on turn two. Since the turn two play is Ledgewalker it opts for Leak, then Signet with Remand on the next turn for the Dryad Sophisticate. Tron draws another land and gambles on Compulsive Research, completing the Tron and drawing Wildfire, making this game academic.
2-1.

Game 4
MGA gets Elf plus Ledgewalker and Bird on turn 2, and puts Pants on the Ledgewalker plus Might of Old Krosa on turn three. Tron had two lands and a Lens, that's it, and never recovers from the early push because it can't get up to Wildfire mana before it has to playing games with Repeal and just dies to the Ledgewalker. MGA even got to use Pendelhaven on the Ledgewalker before recasting the enchantment, cute isn't it?
2-2.

Game 5
MGA leads on turn zero with Gemstone Caverns, which is quite scary here. Tron has a great start though with three Tron pieces (not matching, sadly) and two Signets, and draws the third matching Tron piece turn three off of a Remand on Timbermare. Tron sets up turn four Torchling with plenty of mana up and Steam Vents besides, and lets the Timbermare in this time only to untap and block it... I swear, nobody knows what this card does yet. Having learned that lesson the opponent is less wary of running into Torchling, who cracks for five and is ready to play D with plenty of mana open. Moldervine Cloak on a Dryad Sophisticate makes a game of it, right into Repeal, and from there the Tron deck is abusing Torchling to kill the Green deck's men every turn. The race of Torchling vs. Ledgewalker is much more fair this time, 15-11, and Torchling closes the gap easily.
3-2.

Game 6
MGA has the Gemstone Caverns again, but it's a lot less frightening when they're on the play. They miss their Elf-drop and Tron Remands the turn three Cloak, then has Signet plus Mana Leak for it coming down turn four. This gives Tron enough breathing room to survive a while, getting out Torchling turn four tapping out; Timbermare + Might of Old Krosa get rid of some of that breathing room, but Tron completes the Tron with Compulsive Research and attacks for five, racing Dryad Sophisticate. Moldervine Cloak on the Dryad meets Repeal on the Dryad, changing the nature of the race, and Green is now struggling to prevent Torchling from just saying “Fight me right now!” to all of its non-Ledgewalker creatures from now to infinity. Non-Ledgewalker creatures do not appear, and Tron shows how pitiful Giant Solifuge is against Torchling if you come prepared with Tron mana first, sealing the game when the Solifuge has to chump-block. MGA never got enough mana to both cast a threat and play Stonewood Invocation, which would have likely changed things quite a bit.
4-2.

Game 7
Tron finally has to mulligan an opener that is too slow (multiple Wildfires and Tidings with no Signets) and stops on three mana and two Mana Leaks. Tron runs out of resistance and Ledgewalker finishes off with two Stonewood Invocation attacks two turns in a row.
4-3.

Game 8
Tron draws all Repeals and Remands, buying all the time in the world and drawing Tron while still at serviceable life totals. Tron drew all Detritivores for threats, though, and so defensively Wildfires, losing the Tron, though it does try to be cute by suspending Detritivore when the first post-Wildfire land is the ill-fated Pendelhaven. 1/1's do not race very well, but Compulsive Research apparently does, completing the Tron and digging up two successive Demonfires to actually finish the game with, winning with a comfortable five life left after Detritivore has to trade with Giant Solifuge.
5-3.

Game 9
Tron has the turn 3 Tron off of two Signets, and while it may not have slowed MGA down any to that point, it does play turn 3 Torchling and cheat its pants off. Ledgewalker tried to make a game of it with Moldervine Cloak, but the Cloak bounced off one turn, then stuck only to see Wildfire the next turn setting the situation down to five mana plus a live Torchling versus absolutely nothing.
6-3.

Game 10
MGA misses the Elf again and Tron has Remand into Repeal into Wildfire, and can actually find a threat this time: Torchling does ten, Demonfire does ten. Assuming you can live long enough to stabilize the board with him, Torchling is an absolute beating here, to make up for his lackluster performance as seen in other areas.
7-3.

…

Conclusions

I was actually quite stunned at the drubbing Torchling Tron gave MGA, but the deck's falling out of favor at the moment to see R/G Gruul showing up instead, which has a faster clock and you can't just tap out for Torchling against. The matchup is very solid thanks to the full set of four Remands and Repeals buying time, and MGA had to find an opportunity to place Stonewood Invocation somewhere it'd matter before Tron locked them down with Torchling... or worse yet, Spell Burst. MGA has no disruption and you kind of have to wonder if maybe some of those Forests should be Ghost Quarters as well, though the lone Gemstone Caverns was pretty scary the one time it showed up on turn zero.

Solar Flare was quite interesting, since it could sort of cheat a little on the mana with Body Double, but Detritivore provides a sound thrashing to their manabase and they have even fewer counters than you do, with only really Persecute as far as threatening cards go. They have more Signets but less to do with them, and as unimpressive as Torchling should be there he's doing fine because the Top 8 list has no main-deck targeted creature removal that he can deflect anyway; really, anything would die to Wrath of God, so it's his other perks that draw interest. How unimpressive he is against Angel of Despair has to be stood up next to how awesome Detritivore is here, meaning those Angels of Despair only got to show up when they were Body Doubles. Wildfire to set everyone back to even tends to profit the Tron deck, because it can draw out of it more explosively with Tron lands, but perhaps also because two of its Signets don't require a pre-existing land to function.

Dralnu makes me wish even more for Suspend creatures that have an effect without being able to be countered, and if we got to sideboarding I'd be absolutely thrilled to substitute Aeon Chronicler for the unwieldy and agnostically inferior Tidings; even if Teferi stops the creature, Aeon Chronicler sneaks the cards into your hand regardless of your opponent's countermagic. Dralnu ultimately plays fair, even if it does so trying to eke a small advantage out of every exchange of turns under which to bury you; Tron does not play fair and can leverage its early lead in mana development into an even larger lead via Detritivore. Again, Torchling was unimpressive but could have been any creature, and once in a short while costing only five mana helped to be able to cast him and keep up countermagic as well... or cast him without the Tron, something Bogardan Hellkite would not have been able to do in the same position even if he is made of awesome. Sulfur Elemental and Detritivore would have been an even better suite of creatures, but sacrifices had to be made somewhere in order to respect the notion that beatdown is starting to re-emerge from its long winter hibernation, and Tron would have basically had no chance if it was trying to kill MGA with the tiny Sulfur Elemental and the absolutely useless Detritivore, so you have some give-and-take.

All that said, it's a little premature to test a Regionals deck concept against decks without Future Sight, but those are the breaks... we don't see the cards for another two weeks, or at least the general populace doesn't. From where I am sitting, it wasn't a complete failure, which is a pretty good start after you take a good deck and butcher it to bring a Japanese deck into a non-Japanese metagame. As much as I respect the Japanese deckbuilders, and enjoy the resiliency of the Japanese decks from this Grand Prix especially, the aesthetics of killing with Sulfur Elemental and Bogardan Hellkite with no other board sweepers in the deck than self-same Hellkites is unreasonable against a field that is starting to show the emergence of aggressive decks again... and Detritivore can help to control the otherwise random Tron mirror matches, which are becoming more and more popular now that U/R and U/G Tron are sitting up high on the leaderboards. The lack of Annex in the sideboard, favoring Pyroclasm instead, might be going too far to one side in the extreme... especially if you can pull impressive numbers against aggro without them. Detritivore, however, seems to be able to get an edge on pretty much the entire metagame... and you know how I love my edges.

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