Abe Sargent's Archives Calling all of West Virginia his home town, Abe has a severe man-crush for the land of his birth. That didn't stop him from going to Michigan for a job, where he worked for eleven years before calling it a day and heading off to Seminary in the North Phily suburbs, where he can still be found today. If you get a duel, just be prepared to face his notorious work of art, Abe's Deck of Happiness and Joy, a 2500 and growing highlander 5-color monstrosity.